Hollywood weirdo Nicolas Cage just re-listed his Bel-Air compound for $29.99 million. I don't know what the mortgage is on $25 million, but I'm pretty sure I can't afford it. If you can, please call me and we'll put something together.

Actor Nicolas Cage — he of the many houses on multiple continents — has placed his nine-bedroom, English manor-style mansion in Los Angeles’ Bel-Air area back on the market for a reduced asking price of $29,999,000 after it had been on the market last year for $35,000,000.